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--- visibility: public --- # Funny Markov Chains **repo:** [sublimino/awesome-funny-markov](https://github.com/sublimino/awesome-funny-markov) **category:** [[miscellaneous|Miscellaneous]] **related:** [[machine-learning|Machine Learning]] --- # Awesome Funny Markov Chains [](https://github.com/sindresorhus/awesome) A facetiously curated list of delightfully amusing Markov chain output, inspired by [memorylessness](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorylessness). If you want to [contribute](https://github.com/sublimino/awesome-funny-markov/blob/master/contributing.md) to this list (please do), send a pull request or contact me [@sublimino](https://twitter.com/sublimino). Looking for more information on Markov Chains? Try [Awesome Machine Learning](https://github.com/josephmisiti/awesome-machine-learning). ## Table of Contents - [Web and Tech](#web-and-tech) - [Twitter](#twitter) - [Media](#media) - [Tools](#tools) - [A history of funny Markov chains](#a-history-of-funny-markov-chains) - [Sober applications](#sober-applications) ## Web and Tech - [Headline Smasher](http://www.headlinesmasher.com/best/all) - Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines. - [Subreddit Simulator](https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditsimulator) - The most confusing subreddit (often on the front page). - [Alternative Hacker News](https://news.ycombniator.com/) - Hacker News dataset eats itself. - [Phaker News](http://namuol.[github](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/development-environment/github).io/phaker-news/) - Another spin on Hacker News. - [Cybersauce [Broadcasting](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/media/broadcasting) Corporation](http://www.x11r5.com/radio/) - A computer generated and dictated podcast. - [Java! Real or Not?](http://java.metagno.me/) - Guess the Spring Framework class name. - [Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!](https://patchydollgames.itch.io/yourswimsuit) - A dating sim about the futility of dating sims. - [The Doom That Came to Puppet](http://thedoomthatcametopuppet.tumblr.com/) - Mutations on Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft. - [King James Programming](http://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/) - Combined King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond's writings. - [Git man page Generator](http://git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net/) - Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git documentation. - [Jon Skeet bot](https://stackoverflow.blog/2018/01/15/thanks-million-jon-skeet/) - Stack Overflow's homage to their greatest ever user, Jon Skeet. - [StackExchange Simulator](https://se-simulator.lw1.at/) - Random question and [answers](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/miscellaneous/answers) based on the StackOverflow/StackExchange data dumps. - [4chan Text Generator](https://github.com/02sh/4chanMarkovText) - With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/ (NSFW). ## Twitter - [@erowidrecruiter](https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter) - Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter [emails](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/front-end-development/emails). - [@TwoHeadlines](https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines) - Takes two headlines about different things and then confuses them. - [@SarowidPalinUSA](https://twitter.com/SarowidPalinUSA) - Sarah Palin speeches and Erowid trip reports. - [@twatterhose](https://twitter.com/twatterhose) - A mashup of the Twitter public timeline. - [@redditron](https://twitter.com/redditron) - Reddit comments. - [@markovmtg](https://twitter.com/markovmtg) - [Magic] Markov the Gathering. - [@HNTitles](https://twitter.com/HNTitles) - HN Titles. - [@BeerSnobSays](https://twitter.com/BeerSnobSays) - Drunk tweeting nonsensical beer reviews. - [@icowid](https://twitter.com/icowid) - a markov bot trained on erowid trip reports and ICO whitepapers. - [@hipsterwid](https://twitter.com/hipsterwid) - An hipster bot trained on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork's album reviews. ## Media - [Calvin and Markov](http://joshmillard.com/markov/calvin/) - Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined. - [Garkov](http://joshmillard.com/garkov/) - Transcripts of old Garfield strips. - [The Big Markovski](http://joshmillard.com/markov/lebowski/) - The Big Lebowski. - [Jesus Markoving Christ](http://joshmillard.com/markov/christ/) - An incoherent savior for an incoherent age. - [XKCD](https://xkcd.com/210/) - 90's Flowchart. - [Markov Bible](https://web.archive.org/web/20081224025955/http://www.markovbible.com/) - The whole book (archive.org). - [Automatic Donald Trump](https://filiph.[github](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/development-environment/github).io/markov/) - Donald Trump's smart keyboard. - [Insta-Trump](http://trump.frost.works/) - create a mathematically generated Trump speech. ## Tools - [That Can Be My Next Tweet](http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/) - Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages. - [Mark V. Shaney at Your Service](http://www.yisongyue.com/shaney/) - Interactie Markov examples. - [foswig.js](http://mrsharpoblunto.[github](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/development-environment/github).io/foswig.js/) - Generate [awesome](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/miscellaneous/awesome) [Javascript](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/programming-languages/javascript) project names from the popular [JavaScript](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/programming-languages/javascript) library names on [GitHub](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/development-environment/github). - [Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator](http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/) - Permutations on the gentleman's names. - [Reimagined Yo Mama](https://github.com/Trshant/reimagined-yomama) - yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only). ## A history of funny Markov chains - ["I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt"](https://web.archive.org/web/20011101013348/http://www.sincity.com/penn-n-teller/pcc/shaney.html) - The Original Prank (archive.org). - [Mark V. Shaney's Website](https://web.archive.org/web/19970418070034/http://softway.com.au/people/mvs/) - Mark V. Shaney's finest hours (archive.org). - [Fun With Markov Chains](http://www.eblong.com/zarf/markov/) - Featuring "Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet", and "The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of Genesis and Revelation". ## Sober applications - [PageRank](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PageRank?oldformat=true#Damping_factor) - Google is built on Markov Chains. - [Digital [Music](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/media/music) Programming](http://peabody.sapp.org/class/dmp2/lab/markov1/) - MIDI Markov [music](/@harrisonqian/awesome/wiki/media/music). - [A visual explanation of Markov chains](http://setosa.io/blog/2014/07/26/markov-chains/) - A useful guide to Markov chains by Victor Powell. ## License [](https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)